reading warriors wiki and
"Oakheart and Bluefur then build a nest in one of the roots of the Great Oaks and sleep side by side. Bluefur becomes pregnant with their kits unknowingly."
apparently sex ed isn’t part of warrior training
or they sleep sexed
or oakheart is a rapist we don’t have many options here
tbh she would have felt it
bluestar is so stupid i wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t know that when the barbed ding-dong goes in the no-no hole kits come out
Whales Welcome a Deformed Dolphin into Their Pod
Wilson suspects that the dolphin’s curved spine and slower swimming skills may have made it a target of bullying from its own species, so it sought comfort in a new community of slower-moving, less antagonizing whales:
“Sometimes some individuals can be picked on. It might be that this individual didn’t fit in, so to speak, with its original group.”
It is, of course, impossible to determine how the sperm whale pod feels about their smaller species tag-along, though it could derive simply from their shared instinct to be social superseding the superficialities of their differences. After all, both dolphins and whales are surely intelligent enough to know that the vast expanse of the world’s oceans doesn’t feel quite so foreboding when in the kind company of others.
i seriously almost died laughing at tommy’s jersey shore vampire newsie.
MY IFREND MADE ITHS WHAT OHM YOGF
HOLY SHT SOMEONE DID THIS
THIS IS RAY THAT’S ALL I KNOW
HE’S HAD LIKE 15 HAIR COLORS
“GERALD” im crying hysterically
oh my fucking god.
Would you care for a slice of freedom?
It’s the cake of free and the food of the brave
a collection of the most ridiculously wrong captions on my repo! dvd
SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.
OH MY GOD.
I feel uncomfortable with how much better this is than Glee.
dude I seriously can’t deal with how good this is
god it’s literally perfect I’m laughing so hard
That was the most amazing thing ever. You can clearly hear the Rachel puppet say “I’m looking at you Finn, I’m looking at you longingly…”
OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS
THIS CALLS FOR MORE GLITTER.
OMG. SHE HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH HER HAIR. XD
THEY MADE A BRAD MUPPET
I normally don’t like glee parodies, but this was perfect xD
OMG i love the kurt puppet xD
OMG WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
BEST GLEE PARODY EVER.
Gyrate on the G-Train everyone.