Whales Welcome a Deformed Dolphin into Their Pod
Wilson suspects that the dolphin’s curved spine and slower swimming skills may have made it a target of bullying from its own species, so it sought comfort in a new community of slower-moving, less antagonizing whales:
“Sometimes some individuals can be picked on. It might be that this individual didn’t fit in, so to speak, with its original group.”
It is, of course, impossible to determine how the sperm whale pod feels about their smaller species tag-along, though it could derive simply from their shared instinct to be social superseding the superficialities of their differences. After all, both dolphins and whales are surely intelligent enough to know that the vast expanse of the world’s oceans doesn’t feel quite so foreboding when in the kind company of others.
i seriously almost died laughing at tommy’s jersey shore vampire newsie.
MY IFREND MADE ITHS WHAT OHM YOGF
HOLY SHT SOMEONE DID THIS
THIS IS RAY THAT’S ALL I KNOW
HE’S HAD LIKE 15 HAIR COLORS
“GERALD” im crying hysterically
oh my fucking god.
Would you care for a slice of freedom?
It’s the cake of free and the food of the brave
a collection of the most ridiculously wrong captions on my repo! dvd
SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.
OH MY GOD.
I feel uncomfortable with how much better this is than Glee.
dude I seriously can’t deal with how good this is
god it’s literally perfect I’m laughing so hard
That was the most amazing thing ever. You can clearly hear the Rachel puppet say “I’m looking at you Finn, I’m looking at you longingly…”
OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS
THIS CALLS FOR MORE GLITTER.
OMG. SHE HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH HER HAIR. XD
THEY MADE A BRAD MUPPET
I normally don’t like glee parodies, but this was perfect xD
OMG i love the kurt puppet xD
OMG WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
BEST GLEE PARODY EVER.
Gyrate on the G-Train everyone.
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer